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"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-) 01/08/2018 at 19:06 • Filed to: HYGIENOLOCK

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Ended up going with an option on Amazon that cheap and simple to install. Works very well. Too well, in fact; at higher pressures it’s actually too much. It’s also coldwater only since a hotwater option would involve drilling through walls/cabinetry for either electrical or a hot water line. The cold water is still a bit shocking when it kisses my bunghole but it’s not as bad as I had thought it would be.

It was the easiest and cheapest option and achieves what I wanted. The heated seat would have been nice but isn’t justified by the additional cost in the product and cost in modifying my bathroom for it.

I was actually eager to put it to use but muh bowels are real quiet right now, despite having fast food for lunch. It’ll have to wait, I guess.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/08/2018 at 19:29

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This is so exciting.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/08/2018 at 19:30

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You can’t post something like this without an Amazon link

gin-san - shitpost specialist > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 01/08/2018 at 19:37

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I didn’t want to shill but since you asked:

https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00A0RHSJO/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

facw > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/08/2018 at 19:47

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I thought about getting one a few years ago, but decided that my apartment might not be happy with me messing with the plumbing. Also I was too weak to turn the water off, let alone actually unbolt the toilet supply line. Probably a big wrench would solve that, but as I say, not quite the right situation, so I’m stuck wiping.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/08/2018 at 19:47

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What, no carbon fiber option?

gin-san - shitpost specialist > facw 01/08/2018 at 19:52

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It’s something that can quite easily be undone, but I guess it depends on your plumbing setup. The water line feeding the toilet has a small shutoff valve - they may need a bit of force to turn since its probably been stuck in the “on” position for years. My water line to the toilet is also a flexible hose, so it was easy to unscrew from the toilet. 

Then you attach a T-adapter to the toilet, reattach the water line, screw in the line to the bidet and you’re done! To uninstall, you simply just shut off the water again, uninstall the T-adapter and re-attach the water supply.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 01/08/2018 at 19:55

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Nah, not even the fancy Japanese ones I was looking at had carbon fiber.

If there was a CF one I think I might’ve bought it.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/08/2018 at 20:01

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Oppodet Brand Bidets it’s a business venture.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/08/2018 at 21:34

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Hmm. I think you’ve discovered a new, albeit tiny, niche market.

Nibbles > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/08/2018 at 23:13

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Welcome to the good life.

We got the Neo185 last year and are still in love with it. The ‘for her’ sprays are apparently the bees knees.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > gin-san - shitpost specialist 01/09/2018 at 08:31

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Welcome to the master race!